Therese

I just finished updating my most recent blog entry about a couple of idiot men that I met online.  At the end of it I was ruminating upon my hermitdom and about how I sometimes wish I weren't so alone.  I wish for One.  A lover or a friend, either would be great, but One …

My Nightmare – A Pedophile’s Dream Part II

This is a continuation of sorts of my blog entry from two years ago, which I called "A Pedophile's Dream".  This blog entry was written as a message for Toby's step-sister Hannah after she got quite quite angry at me after I posted a Facebook status about Doll-Baby (who is referred to as "that stupid …

Mr. Necronomicon Grandpa Canadian Boyfriend and Mr. Encyclopedia Dramatica

I've written a few times here about the guy I call Mr. Encyclopedia Dramatica, or Mr. E D.  I call him that because the damned fool idiot is proud that there is a page about him and his asinine activities on The Encyclopedia Dramatica website. He is almost a decade younger than I am.  I …

Stacey, Traci and Sharon

I can't keep a friend! For the most part, each jerk will get their own entry, but for this and a couple of other entries, I am going to lump multiple people together into one entry. Each story is brief enough that it barely warrants it's own entry, and besides I hung out with all three of …

Dunham

Dunham was an asshole. The kind of "friend" who will only hang out with you if you have weed, and who will talk shit about you behind your back. Dunham was the kind of guy who would try to get high on morning glory seeds and nutmeg when he couldn't find any weed. Dunham is …

Rhonda

Let's do another for the I Can't Keep a Friend series! Well, technically, I am still "friends " with Rhonda. On Facebook. But we never, ever talk or comment on each other's statuses. Ever. We just rub each other the wrong way. Strange, I guess, since she was my best friend all through high school. After …

The Lonely Sucka-Foo’

Here's another sad tale for the “I Can’t Keep a Friend!” series! After a series of unfortunate events, in my early 20's I found myself homeless in Seattle. This was back when Beyonce was still just a member of Destiny's Child, and Britney and Justin ruled the world. This was back before the world would watch …

A Pedophile’s Dream

I can't keep a friend! Seriously, I am incapable. This makes me wonder if I am just a horrible, insufferable bitch, but then again, when I contemplate the actual stories involved in the dissolution of multiple friendships - stories that I will share here - I contemplate two other possibilities. It is possible that I am just an …