Stacey, Traci and Sharon

I can't keep a friend! For the most part, each jerk will get their own entry, but for this and a couple of other entries, I am going to lump multiple people together into one entry. Each story is brief enough that it barely warrants it's own entry, and besides I hung out with all three of … Continue reading Stacey, Traci and Sharon

Dunham

I am going to whip out several quickies for the I Can't Keep a Friend series. Dunham was an asshole. The kind of "friend" who will only hang out with you if you have weed, and who will talk shit about you behind your back. Dunham was the kind of guy who would try to … Continue reading Dunham

Rhonda

Let's do another for the I Can't Keep a Friend series! Well, technically, I am still "friends " with Rhonda. On Facebook. But we never, ever talk or comment on each other's statuses. Ever. We just rub each other the wrong way. Strange, I guess, since she was my best friend all through high school. After … Continue reading Rhonda

The Lonely Sucka-Foo’

Here's another sad tale for the “I Can’t Keep a Friend!” series! After a series of unfortunate events, in my early 20's I found myself homeless in Seattle. This was back when Beyonce was still just a member of Destiny's Child, and Britney and Justin ruled the world. This was back before the world would watch … Continue reading The Lonely Sucka-Foo’

A Pedophile’s Dream

I can't keep a friend! Seriously, I am incapable. This makes me wonder if I am just a horrible, insufferable bitch, but then again, when I contemplate the actual stories involved in the dissolution of multiple friendships - stories that I will share here - I contemplate two other possibilities. It is possible that I am just an … Continue reading A Pedophile’s Dream