Seriously, FML Part II

Surprisingly enough, everything everywhere continues to be a festering cesspool of shit. Imagine my surprise. This blog entry is a continuation of my recent blog entry, Seriously, FML. This one probably won't make a hell of a lot of sense if you haven't read that one. I was right - the neighbor DID run her … Continue reading Seriously, FML Part II

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Doin’ a Big Stress!

Lately I have been amusing myself with "doggo meme speak", which, since I am also a bit of a Grammar Nazi, is mildly frustrating. Hence, the title of this particular blog entry. It's probably too late for me to attempt to blog coherently. I had an exposure ("trigger") and did a bit of a rage … Continue reading Doin’ a Big Stress!

Dunham

Dunham was an asshole. The kind of "friend" who will only hang out with you if you have weed, and who will talk shit about you behind your back. Dunham was the kind of guy who would try to get high on morning glory seeds and nutmeg when he couldn't find any weed. Dunham is … Continue reading Dunham

Wasted Holiday

No, I didn't get literally wasted (drunk) but yesterday (Memorial Day) was a huge wasted holiday anyway... not that holidays mean a goddamned thing in my life or are in any way different than any other day (outside of knowing that other people, somewhere, are presumably having friend-and-family fun, which is something that I have heard … Continue reading Wasted Holiday

Petty Drivel

Today I created a new menu category on this blog called Daily Drivel. Here is where I shall post, (surprisingly), daily drivel. Mundane stuff that I feel like venting about but can't even really do so even on my fake Facebook without looking like an asshole. For example: My grandmother has gotten too fancy for leftovers. Now … Continue reading Petty Drivel

When Fun turns to Shit

This, this blog entry right here encapsulates this whole blog. What it boils down to is that I am just not allowed to have nice things, or joy, or even fleeting pleasure. I'm just not. This happens again and again. The Born Loser - that dude has it easy. The dude hasn't got a thing on me. This … Continue reading When Fun turns to Shit

Rhonda

Let's do another for the I Can't Keep a Friend series! Well, technically, I am still "friends " with Rhonda. On Facebook. But we never, ever talk or comment on each other's statuses. Ever. We just rub each other the wrong way. Strange, I guess, since she was my best friend all through high school. After … Continue reading Rhonda

"Make my black heart sing Through all the suffering" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5MQTRgjBc0 I'm feeling conflicted, and yes, rather black-hearted at the moment. I should get some sleep, but I seldom make the right choices, so why start now? My reality sucks. It really, sincerely sucks. I have literally NO real-world friends, they're all online. I haven't had … Continue reading

Thelma and Louise

I have been neglecting this blog again - I have been feeling sicker than hell for weeks. I don't know if it's from GMO frankenfood, or if it's from the fresh new blacktop parking lot that just got rolled out 2 blocks away, or if it's from how goddamned pesticide-happy this town is, or if … Continue reading Thelma and Louise