Aunt Francie (aka The Great Pumpkin)

This is another one of the old traumas - dear old Aunt Francie has been dead for 14 years now. (Thank Heavens). I write about her now, because this is, after all a blog of my life experiences, mainly those of the traumatizing variety. This will just further demonstrate how every single important person in my life has … Continue reading Aunt Francie (aka The Great Pumpkin)

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The Lonely Sucka-Foo’

Here's another sad tale for the “I Can’t Keep a Friend!” series! After a series of unfortunate events, in my early 20's I found myself homeless in Seattle. This was back when Beyonce was still just a member of Destiny's Child, and Britney and Justin ruled the world. This was back before the world would watch … Continue reading The Lonely Sucka-Foo’

A Pedophile’s Dream

I can't keep a friend! Seriously, I am incapable. This makes me wonder if I am just a horrible, insufferable bitch, but then again, when I contemplate the actual stories involved in the dissolution of multiple friendships - stories that I will share here - I contemplate two other possibilities. It is possible that I am just an … Continue reading A Pedophile’s Dream

Reverie Disrupted. x(

Well, damn it all to hell. I was trying to escape my wretched reality by smoking a little of the ole sweet leaf and drifting off into a pleasant reverie; a silly little fantasy starring Joaquin Phoenix and my brother (who does not exist). (No, they were not screwing, it was a fantasy of a.... conversational … Continue reading Reverie Disrupted. x(